Briggs Cool Hair Guy is a soldier stationed at Fort Briggs under the command of Major General Armstrong. Although a fan favorite, not much is known about Briggs Cool Hair Guy, including his actual name. He appears in the 2009 anime series and can be seen following Major General Armstrong's order to use a tank and shoot at the Homunculus Sloth. No one knows what has become of Briggs Cool Hair Guy, but the fans like to hope he is still alive and well.